There was a pie eating contest at the Fremont Outdoor Movie screening of Shaun of the Dead. I went in a Shaun costume and was very serious. There were not many willing competitors and only two others volunteered for this. I have no idea why other people do not see this sport the way I do – I am always nuts to participate in these things.
One of the competitors was a fat guy and the other was a kid. I have no mercy for children in any kind of game and against big people I always feel like I have something to prove. The pie was a 9″ cherry to keep with the theme of zombies eating brains, so the mess looked like bloody guts. Of course I won – they gave me tickets to Zombie Con which I was going to attend this fall anyway.